As I type this, the Red Queen is leaving her castle and Wonderland behind. Yes, she has finally moved out and her carriage is on its way out of here! No more will she demand red roses. No more will she torment the residents of Wonderland as she has so many times in the past. My neighbors and I rejoice as we say goodbye to the Red Queen and her reign over us, and we welcome our newest neighbor, a single man. We are looking forward to a restored and happy Wonderland. No more looking over our shoulders or fear of losing our heads.
Now Let’s just hope Norman Bates didn’t move in next door.